🛍️ Navid's Newsagent Mug – Choose Your Weapon of Sass 😏
Fancy owning a piece of Craiglang gold? 🏴
This is your official Navid from Still Game mug — grumpy face, epic beard, and zero patience included. 😠
Pick one of the four different cartoon Navid designs (from his classic deadpan stare 🤨 to his most judgemental side-eye 👀), slap it on a proper white mug, then choose your favourite weapon-grade phrase:
💬 Please do not touch the fruit, your hands are dirtier than my thoughts
💬 That will be £4.50… or £3 if you are not a racist
💬 Condoms are three for a pound, or one for a pound if you look like you need it
💬 I have two prices: one for locals, one for idiots
💬 It's like Sodom and Gomorrah with crisps
💬 You fed a toddler a slab of chocolate the size of a headstone?! Even Geoff Capes would have shite up his back!
💬 You thought I forgot! Get it round ye, happy birthday! 🎂
💬 They’ve got me by the curly wurlys
💬 So a heard you and Isa are pumping aye?
Perfect for your tea ☕, coffee, or Irn-Bru 🥤.
Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter 😂, sudden outbursts of "that's four fifty!", and strong urges to gossip about the neighbours.
Get it round ye before Isa sniffs it out! 🛒
🛍️ Navid's Newsagent Mug – Choose Your Weapon of Sass 😏
Fancy owning a piece of Craiglang gold? 🏴
This is your official Navid from Still Game mug — grumpy face, epic beard, and zero patience included. 😠
Pick one of the four different cartoon Navid designs (from his classic deadpan stare 🤨 to his most judgemental side-eye 👀), slap it on a proper white mug, then choose your favourite weapon-grade phrase:
💬 Please do not touch the fruit, your hands are dirtier than my thoughts
💬 That will be £4.50… or £3 if you are not a racist
💬 Condoms are three for a pound, or one for a pound if you look like you need it
💬 I have two prices: one for locals, one for idiots
💬 It's like Sodom and Gomorrah with crisps
💬 You fed a toddler a slab of chocolate the size of a headstone?! Even Geoff Capes would have shite up his back!
💬 You thought I forgot! Get it round ye, happy birthday! 🎂
💬 They’ve got me by the curly wurlys
💬 So a heard you and Isa are pumping aye?
Perfect for your tea ☕, coffee, or Irn-Bru 🥤.
Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter 😂, sudden outbursts of "that's four fifty!", and strong urges to gossip about the neighbours.
Get it round ye before Isa sniffs it out! 🛒
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