This mug is for the days when your tolerance for nonsense is medically nonexistent.
Featuring the gloriously unfiltered line “Don’t worry I’m on 500mg of FUCKITOL”, it’s the perfect remedy for unsolicited opinions, workplace drama, and life’s general carry-on.
Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or something stronger, this mug delivers a daily dose of “I’m not dealing with it” energy.
It’s ideal for anyone who’s mastered the art of selective caring and prefers their mornings with a side of sarcasm.
Gift it to your favourite chaos gremlin or keep it on your desk as a warning label. Side effects may include eye rolls, peace of mind, and uncontrollable laughter.
This mug is for the days when your tolerance for nonsense is medically nonexistent.
Featuring the gloriously unfiltered line “Don’t worry I’m on 500mg of FUCKITOL”, it’s the perfect remedy for unsolicited opinions, workplace drama, and life’s general carry-on.
Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or something stronger, this mug delivers a daily dose of “I’m not dealing with it” energy.
It’s ideal for anyone who’s mastered the art of selective caring and prefers their mornings with a side of sarcasm.
Gift it to your favourite chaos gremlin or keep it on your desk as a warning label. Side effects may include eye rolls, peace of mind, and uncontrollable laughter.